unfit fat lazy bar stewards

The Unfit Fat Lazy Bar Stewards offer a unique take on the cycling club experience in London. This group caters to those who perhaps don't fit the mould of the lycra clad racer, embracing a more relaxed approach to the sport. It's a club where camaraderie and shared (lack of) motivation take precedence over Strava segments.

While details on structured training are scarce, the club provides a social outlet for cyclists who identify as, shall we say, less than athletic. One can imagine gentle weekend rides punctuated by pub stops, rather than intense paceline drills. The Unfit Fat Lazy Bar Stewards offer a community for those who enjoy cycling at their own pace.

Membership details and affiliations are not available, suggesting an informal structure. However, the spirit of the club is clear: a welcoming space for those who might otherwise feel intimidated by more competitive cycling groups.

For cyclists in London who identify with the club's ethos, the Unfit Fat Lazy Bar Stewards may be the perfect fit. If you are an old, fat, unfit, lazy raspberry and you're looking for company, why not get in touch? They are ready to welcome you with open arms (and perhaps a pint).